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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."

"Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."

"Q: What weapon is most feared by knights? A: A can opener."

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"

"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."

"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"

"I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat."

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."