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Joke of the Day
"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"
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"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."
"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("