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Joke of the Day
"What kind of movies do Scientologists like? Cult classics"
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"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"
"Luckily, children are much easier to keep alive than house plants."
"Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know."
"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."
"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."
"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."
"What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet."
"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""