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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"
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"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"
"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."
"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""
"*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N."
"Why did the late man stand on the clock? He wanted to be on time."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"
"I have absolutely no idea what the phrase ""saving room for dessert"" means."
"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."