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Joke of the Day

"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."

"Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts."

"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"

"Do you know why I like camping? Because it's intense."

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"There's three things you should know about me, I'm Canadian, I watch Hockey, and... I'm sorry."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."

"What can I bring to your party? Friend: A six pack. [does 10 crunches] [cancels]"

"I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time"