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Joke of the Day
"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."
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"What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development"
"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."
"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."
"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"
"What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!"
"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."
"What do you call a female dog with a PH level above 7? A basic bitch"
"Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat."