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Joke of the Day

"As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable."

"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!"

"My wife ran off with my next door neighbour.. I sure do miss him."

"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."

"*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was The Wall."

"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."