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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
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"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."
"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"
"HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot"
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"
"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"
"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""