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Joke of the Day
"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."
Next Joke
"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"
"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."
"You say ""potato"", I say ""This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."""
"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."
"""I've got 99 problems and they're all FABULOUS!"" (Gay-Z)"
"My calculator sucks It always gives me the wrong answer"
"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"
"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"