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Joke of the Day
"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."
"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."
"""Luke, I have no idea who your father is."" #AlternateUniverseFilms"
"The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors."
"What church do hypocrites belong to? All of them."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"
"Call me Marquis de Sade Cause I'm a smooth operator"
"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"