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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"First rule of tortilla fight club- You don't talk about the taco bout"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far so good."

"So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?"

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers. This is why i can not watch Breaking Bad."

"What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family."

"Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?"