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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."

"If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their ""mental status"" in addition to each new status update."

"Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!"

"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."

"Canadian court... Do you plead sorry or not sorry?"

"I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face, Especially since I was drinking alone last night"

"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."

"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"

"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."