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Joke of the Day

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"

"What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo."

"How do you tell Michael Jackson's age? You put a color scale next to his face."

"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."

"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."

"Been watching Sharknado. When did Tara Reid turn 60??"

"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."