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Joke of the Day
"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
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"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."
"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."
"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."
"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."
"How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed"
"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"