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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."
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"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"
"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."
"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
"-Give it to me straight doc. -You'll never walk again. -Now give it to me gay. -You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again."
"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"
"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."