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Joke of the Day
"Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June."
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"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why!"
"What do you call an exploding box? Your new Note 7 package"
"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"
"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"
"12: I hate school. Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you'll look back on this as the best time of your life! 12: Now you're just being mean"
"What's red and white? Pink."
"What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff? A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)"
"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"