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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."

"I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick I gave it to charity"

"Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders. Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall opiate tubes!"

"they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree"

"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."

"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"I got a call at work telling me my daughter missed period number 3. When I woke up in the ambulance it turns out it was the school calling."

"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"