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Joke of the Day

"[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea"

"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"

"Your lips say no, but your eyes say- oh shit she's calling the cops!"

"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."