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Joke of the Day

"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"

"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"

"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."

"Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians? So he could say he listened to them when they were underground."