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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist would know"
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"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."
"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."
"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."
"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"
"What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."
"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"