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Joke of the Day

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."

"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."

"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."

"Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf @adamzopf"

"Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie."

"I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood Awake'"

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."

"What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common? They're both incontinence down under."