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Joke of the Day

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"

"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"

"I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me."

"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"

"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 38 D breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!"

"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"

"Mohammed Mo Problems"

"What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA? Still waiting to hear back from an admin."