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"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."
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"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"
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"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""
"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."
"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."
"""Honey, remember our first date?"" ""Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?"" ""No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."""
"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"