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Joke of the Day

"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"

"Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866"

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the"

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."

"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"

"If Abraham Lincoln was alive today... He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin."

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."

"Why do nice guys make good lovers? They always finish last."

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"