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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."
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"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."
"Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck."
"What did one cracker say to the other? ""Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."""
"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"
"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"
"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"
"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."