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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."
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"What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid? TINDERRRRR!!!!"
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""
"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."
"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."
"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"
"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."