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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"
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"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."
"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."
"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"
"My girlfriend texted me ""helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"" Anybody know what ""ternative"" means?"
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."
"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."