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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe how racist star wars is. Of course the only black guy never knew his father."

"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."

"""It's what's on the inside that counts"" I told my ugly daughter As I tried to explain to her how a calculator works. She's also stupid."

"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."

"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"

"What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist? Bernie sanders"

"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"

"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""