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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"
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"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"
"A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest.. The kid says to the pedo, ""I am scared"" The pedo replies, ""You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"""
"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."
"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."
"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."