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"Two drums and cymbal fall off a cliff... buh dum, tish..."
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"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"
"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"A black man catches a goldfish and it says ""If you let me go ill give you one wish!"". He replies why do I get 1 and everyone else 3? ""Because you're a fucking nigger"""
"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."
"I just got booed off stage by a bunch of jerks that didn't appreciate my humor. That's the last time I'll do a eulogy."