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Joke of the Day
"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""
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"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."
"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"
"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"
"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid)."
"How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you."
"There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris."