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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"
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"I was gonna tell a football joke to Payton Manning....... But it went over his head"
"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"A man walks into a bar. *""Son-of-a-bitch!""*"
"Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"Her: I told you! Two beers and you're home at 10! Him: Oh, it was this way around."
"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"