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Joke of the Day

"I just got booed off stage by a bunch of jerks that didn't appreciate my humor. That's the last time I'll do a eulogy."

"What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? Why don't you try icing it"

"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"

"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."

"Why did the stop sign get an STD? Because it had a 4-way."

"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."

"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house."