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Joke of the Day

"I just got booed off stage by a bunch of jerks that didn't appreciate my humor. That's the last time I'll do a eulogy."

"What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free."

"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"

"Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me."

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"

"What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader."

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."