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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Rooster's wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face"
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"So the Pope came to America and visited Obama and Hillary Clinton... If they don't walk into a bar, I say it was all for nothing."
"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
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"Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."