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Joke of the Day
"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"
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"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"
"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."
"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"
"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"
"There isn't such a thing as a communist school is there... They're all in classes?"