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Joke of the Day

"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"

"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"

"What's the difference between r/jokes and your mom's vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."

"A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: ""You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."" Next day Bill asks Hillary: ""So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"""

"For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being."

"What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun."

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."