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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
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"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."
"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."
"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."
"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."
"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"