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Joke of the Day
"When I'm Sad.. I sing, then realize my voice is worse than my problems."
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"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
"""Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* ""Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"""
"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"
"Cigarettes are like Squirrels... They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"
"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."
"My buddy asked if I could make an electronic cigarette lighter so I removed the battery."
"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"
"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."
"How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan"