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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"

"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam."

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"

"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."

"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"

"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"