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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"
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"Fuck the man And make him a sandwich."
"Mexican Word - Bishop My wife fall down and I have to pick the bishop"
"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"
"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."
"I'm socially constipated... I haven't given a shit in years"
"Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? The iceeu"
"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("
"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"