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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-Tsss."

"Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you'll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay"

"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"

"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."

"what do a sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? they are both fucking close to water"

"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."

"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"

"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."