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Joke of the Day
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."
Next Joke
"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"
"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"
"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."
"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."
"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."