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Joke of the Day

"Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches"

"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"

"What do you call a lizard on drugs? A mariguana."

"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."

"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"

"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"

"House Hunters: ""We want a slide, cheeseburgers, a clown."" Realtor: Are you describing McDonalds? ""haha no"" *3 kids tumble out of trenchcoat*"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once."

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"