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Joke of the Day

"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."

"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"

"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"

"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."

"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces."