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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces."

"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."

"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."

"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."

"I have a few chemistry jokes I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction."

"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."

"When I'm not anxious I'm anxious about it."

"I tried to get my mom to switch from AMD to Intel... ...but I couldn't Celeron it."

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"