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Joke of the Day
"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"
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"Kanye West always looks like someone just told him a movie spoiler."
"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."
"Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up."
"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"Three words are having an argument... Had, Made, and Did were having a very heated argument. They became more and more agitated as the argument went on. It was beyond tense... It was past tense."
"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""