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Joke of the Day

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"I really have to hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"

"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."

"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."

"Did you hear about the shooting with the starting pistol? It was race related"

"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."

"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."

"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""

"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."