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Joke of the Day

"Too late to hunt buffalo, too early to fight robots, what a dickless generation I was born into."

"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."

"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."

"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"

"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."

"I was wondering when the sun would come up... and then it dawned on me."