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Joke of the Day

"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"

"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."

"[OC] So did you hear about that harbour in Brazil that was infested with birds? I guess you could call it a Port-o-Geese."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"

"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."