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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"
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"I figured I'd just think of a punch line and then try to make a joke out of it. What did the comedian say when asked how he came up with his last joke?"
"[interrogation] COP: So you play the tuba do ya? ""No, the violin"" COP: Treble maker eh?"
"I invented a time machine... ...next week."
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
"Ask Me If I'm A Tomato"
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"
"""What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?"" I was asked on an internet forum. ""Because you're not allowed to take them on planes,"" I answered."