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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"
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"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."
"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"
"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"
"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"
"Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy."
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."
"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."