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Joke of the Day
"I invented a time machine... ...next week."
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"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."
"My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it."
"If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"Definition of laziness:"
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."
"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""