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Joke of the Day
"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."
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"I never thought that eating a bowl of Alphabet Soup could help me overcome constipation. But here I am, in the loo, having a massive vowel movement."
"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they can't even."
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
"Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down?"
"I used to make arrow in the knee jokes... ..."
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""